Friday, September 25, 2009
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Monday, September 21, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
i get siao liao today(after skul...)
just simply put my hair down
talking vt yi chin
she ask 'where is he??'
i tell her 'he sesat~'
then she ==!!!!
im talking 'dun wan he liao la~i go n find ah bin~'
lol~i guess if ah bin hear n he will say 'i dun wan...' or wat la...
she c at me...
haha~
she tell me many many things
just talk n talk~
then geethaana join vt us
i ask her to climb tree ><
she say 'awak panjat la!!!' (i back to normal caz long time no do like that~that real me~^^)
lol~i climb lo~no la...just act...
then she push me to kiss the tree
wat la!!!i dun wan kiss the tree~
then bus coming
im the 2nd
caz yi chin let me go up 1st
thxxxxx
when i pass ah xian's side
u know wat he say???
he say 'oii??leng lui~'
ntg say~
just wanna bet him~
stupid guy~
at bus
get a rest
look like wan rain liao
so cold n dark
but i like it
especially inside the bus
feel so selesa
lol~
but im tired
body
n oso heart
wanna cry
duno y
just unhapi
light rainfall
when i reach home
PA c me
n say:'leng lui back liao o??'
i put a ==!!!! face to him
then
i go n wash my 'pig+panda' face
then eat my dinner
curry fish??n fried cake
i sit beside PA
eat + talk
PA c me no eat fish
then he help me to....no help me to eat la!!!
then the put the fish(meat)in my plane
T.T
PA...I LOVE U!!!!
then continue talk + eat
when PA take a mouthful of fried cake
i do a very gluttonous action
i:'PA, a....' by open my mouth
PA:'duno take urself a???'
i:'suan lo!!!!heng!!!'
haha~
then MA come
still no change her bad habit
like to curi makan
i guess i must infect by her...
lol~
then MA ask:'delicious??'
PA say:'ya, ur daughter say nice~'
i:'where got????'
PA:'hahahaha~'
wat la PA???
i didn't say like that~
T.T
actually...
reali...
no
so
tasty
lol~
ps:sori if u cant understand wat im talking about...that means u r normal~
caz cant type chinese~lol~
just simply put my hair down
talking vt yi chin
she ask 'where is he??'
i tell her 'he sesat~'
then she ==!!!!
im talking 'dun wan he liao la~i go n find ah bin~'
lol~i guess if ah bin hear n he will say 'i dun wan...' or wat la...
she c at me...
haha~
she tell me many many things
just talk n talk~
then geethaana join vt us
i ask her to climb tree ><
she say 'awak panjat la!!!' (i back to normal caz long time no do like that~that real me~^^)
lol~i climb lo~no la...just act...
then she push me to kiss the tree
wat la!!!i dun wan kiss the tree~
then bus coming
im the 2nd
caz yi chin let me go up 1st
thxxxxx
when i pass ah xian's side
u know wat he say???
he say 'oii??leng lui~'
ntg say~
just wanna bet him~
stupid guy~
at bus
get a rest
look like wan rain liao
so cold n dark
but i like it
especially inside the bus
feel so selesa
lol~
but im tired
body
n oso heart
wanna cry
duno y
just unhapi
light rainfall
when i reach home
PA c me
n say:'leng lui back liao o??'
i put a ==!!!! face to him
then
i go n wash my 'pig+panda' face
then eat my dinner
curry fish??n fried cake
i sit beside PA
eat + talk
PA c me no eat fish
then he help me to....no help me to eat la!!!
then the put the fish(meat)in my plane
T.T
PA...I LOVE U!!!!
then continue talk + eat
when PA take a mouthful of fried cake
i do a very gluttonous action
i:'PA, a....' by open my mouth
PA:'duno take urself a???'
i:'suan lo!!!!heng!!!'
haha~
then MA come
still no change her bad habit
like to curi makan
i guess i must infect by her...
lol~
then MA ask:'delicious??'
PA say:'ya, ur daughter say nice~'
i:'where got????'
PA:'hahahaha~'
wat la PA???
i didn't say like that~
T.T
actually...
reali...
no
so
tasty
lol~
ps:sori if u cant understand wat im talking about...that means u r normal~
caz cant type chinese~lol~
tag
Tagged By ; Ho

Answer the questions honestly and tag people to do the same too!10 people I'm tagging to ;
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U.....
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking ?
i think need gua...dun ask y...caz i duno y...
2. Smart ?
ya gua...i think so...
3. Preferred age ?
he...older me half year...
4. Preferred height ?
taller than me lo...so...wanna kiss him oso hard...
5. How about sense of humour ?
erm...duno...lol...
6. How about piercings ?
har????????
7. Accepts you for who you are ?
........watever....
8. Pink hair ?
can try it...haha...
9. Mushy or not ?
erm...duno...
10. Thin or fat ?
no so thin n no so fat...
11. Black, Brown or White skinned ?
darker than me...duno...like ho say...i like him not his skin...
12. Long hair or short hair ?
if hair bcum long then is long hair lo, if cut liao then short hair lo...
13. Plastic or metal ?
full vt blood...inside la...so is human...
14. Smells good ?
erm...duno how to say...
15. Smoker ?
no...i will kill him...
16. Drinker ?
duno...
17. The girl/ boy-next-door type ?
erm...ya gua...i think so...
18. Muscular ?
erm...duno...never c he unclothed...haha...
19. Plays violin ?
erm...duno...
20. Plays bass or acoustic guitar ?
erm...duno...depends on him...
21. Plays piano ?
erm...duno...is that romantic???
22. Sings very good ?
never heard he sing b4...
23. Vain ?
i hate the ppl like that...(if act oni nvm la~)
24. With glasses ?
no...but ppl say he wear spec very funi...
25. With braces ?
har????
26. Shy type?
ya...if is in front of me...b4 la...now???a bit gua...
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
he...too good...i hope he bcum a bit rebel...erm...dun too close vt me...look like im bad...lol...
28. Active or passive?
erm...active+passive gua...
29. Tight or bomb?
...dun understand...lol...
30. Singer or dancer?
maybe both???
31. Stunner?
erm...hehe...maybe for sum1...
32. Hip-hop?
...duno...depend lo...
33. Earrings?
no gua...boy wear earrings for wat???
34. Mr/Ms. Count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
no la...lol...
35. Dimples ?
erm...i think got gua...if no mistake...i go n find out the truth then cum back to tell u all la...
36. Bookworm ?
pls...
37. Love letters ?
never...
39. Flirt?
erm...no gua...i guess he duno...lol...sori ya...hehe...
40. Poem writer ?
==!!!!
41. Serious ?
sometimes gua...
42. Campus crush?
hehe...ya...
43. Painter?
paint at ur face la...haha...
44. Religious?
pls...==!!!!
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
no gua...is ppl tease him gua???
46. Computer games geek or internet freak?
duno...
47. Speaks 20 languages?
for I LOVE U???
48. Loyal or faithful?
if he play play then i play vt him la...but not funi...ez get hurt...
49. Good kisser?
erm...need to do experiment then i know...lol...
50. Loves children?
ya gua...but...i scare children lol...thay dangerous...

Answer the questions honestly and tag people to do the same too!10 people I'm tagging to ;
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U
U.....
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking ?
i think need gua...dun ask y...caz i duno y...
2. Smart ?
ya gua...i think so...
3. Preferred age ?
he...older me half year...
4. Preferred height ?
taller than me lo...so...wanna kiss him oso hard...
5. How about sense of humour ?
erm...duno...lol...
6. How about piercings ?
har????????
7. Accepts you for who you are ?
........watever....
8. Pink hair ?
can try it...haha...
9. Mushy or not ?
erm...duno...
10. Thin or fat ?
no so thin n no so fat...
11. Black, Brown or White skinned ?
darker than me...duno...like ho say...i like him not his skin...
12. Long hair or short hair ?
if hair bcum long then is long hair lo, if cut liao then short hair lo...
13. Plastic or metal ?
full vt blood...inside la...so is human...
14. Smells good ?
erm...duno how to say...
15. Smoker ?
no...i will kill him...
16. Drinker ?
duno...
17. The girl/ boy-next-door type ?
erm...ya gua...i think so...
18. Muscular ?
erm...duno...never c he unclothed...haha...
19. Plays violin ?
erm...duno...
20. Plays bass or acoustic guitar ?
erm...duno...depends on him...
21. Plays piano ?
erm...duno...is that romantic???
22. Sings very good ?
never heard he sing b4...
23. Vain ?
i hate the ppl like that...(if act oni nvm la~)
24. With glasses ?
no...but ppl say he wear spec very funi...
25. With braces ?
har????
26. Shy type?
ya...if is in front of me...b4 la...now???a bit gua...
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
he...too good...i hope he bcum a bit rebel...erm...dun too close vt me...look like im bad...lol...
28. Active or passive?
erm...active+passive gua...
29. Tight or bomb?
...dun understand...lol...
30. Singer or dancer?
maybe both???
31. Stunner?
erm...hehe...maybe for sum1...
32. Hip-hop?
...duno...depend lo...
33. Earrings?
no gua...boy wear earrings for wat???
34. Mr/Ms. Count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
no la...lol...
35. Dimples ?
erm...i think got gua...if no mistake...i go n find out the truth then cum back to tell u all la...
36. Bookworm ?
pls...
37. Love letters ?
never...
39. Flirt?
erm...no gua...i guess he duno...lol...sori ya...hehe...
40. Poem writer ?
==!!!!
41. Serious ?
sometimes gua...
42. Campus crush?
hehe...ya...
43. Painter?
paint at ur face la...haha...
44. Religious?
pls...==!!!!
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
no gua...is ppl tease him gua???
46. Computer games geek or internet freak?
duno...
47. Speaks 20 languages?
for I LOVE U???
48. Loyal or faithful?
if he play play then i play vt him la...but not funi...ez get hurt...
49. Good kisser?
erm...need to do experiment then i know...lol...
50. Loves children?
ya gua...but...i scare children lol...thay dangerous...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
兩則老夫妻恩愛故事,讓您開心!
幸福婚姻秘訣
有一位老先生和一位老太太,已經結婚六十幾年, 他們彼此分享任何事情,並且無話不說,在他們之間並不存在任何秘密,只有一件事情例外。
在老太太的衣櫃上方,有一個鞋盒,她不准老先生問起有關那個鞋盒的任何事?!
有一天,老太太生病得很嚴重,而且醫生也說:她已無痊癒的機會了。
老先生在整理她的物品的時候, 將這個鞋盒拿到她的床邊,她同意此時已經到了該讓他知道的時候了。
當老先生將盒子打開,他發現裡面放了兩個洋娃娃及厚厚的一疊鈔票,共有三百多萬元。
他問起有關這些東西的來由? 老太太說:「當我們結婚的時候,我的祖母告訴我,婚姻幸福的秘訣,就是從不爭吵。她告訴我,無論何時,當我生氣的時候,應該保持沉默,並編織一個洋娃娃。」
老先生聽了, 感動得掉下淚來。
只有兩個精美的洋娃娃在盒子裡,就是說:從結婚那天開始,在這多年漫長的恩愛生活裡,她只對我生氣過兩次。
此時,老 先生的內心高興萬分。
「親愛的,」 老先生問:「現在我已經知道這些洋娃娃是怎麼一回事了,而這些錢,又是怎麼一回事?」
「噢,」老太太回答: 「那是我賣掉洋娃娃所賺來的錢。」
ㄧ起分享
一對老夫婦緩慢 地走進麥當勞,他們點了一份漢堡、一份薯條、一杯可樂,找了最角落的位置 坐了下來。這對老夫婦跟其他年輕男女顯得格格不入,四周的人不 時偷偷地望著他們,心想:「哇,他們少說八十歲了吧!」、「說不定結婚超過 五十年了。」、「想想看他們這輩子攜手經歷了多少風雨、悲歡 ... 。」 老先生將托盤裡的食物拿了出來,先是把漢堡細心地 ! 撕成兩等分,薯條一根一根仔細地數薯,也是分成兩等分,然後啜了一口可樂,遞給老婆婆,老婆婆也啜了一口。 就這樣,大家看著老阿公吃著他那半 份漢堡和可樂,老阿媽則是靜靜地看著他吃。並沒有動她自己那一半。 如果老阿公喝一口可樂,老阿婆接著也喝一口。一 個年輕人看不下去了,走到他們旁邊,很有禮貌表示願意為他們再買一份餐。老阿公婉拒:「真多謝,少年郎,不用啦,我們總是共同分 享所有的東西。」 就這樣,老阿公繼續吃他的漢堡薯條,老阿媽靜靜 地看著他吃。如果老阿公喝一口可樂,老阿媽便接著也喝一口。年輕人又走過去,請他們允許他再買一份餐給他們,這次輪到老阿婆說「謝謝你少年家,不用啦,我們總是分享所有的東西。」 可是大家看到,老婆婆一口食物也沒動,只是看著老阿公吃,並交替地喝那杯可樂。 年輕人忍不住了,第三次走到他們的桌子邊,問老婆婆說:「夫人, 妳怎麼不吃呢?」 「妳說你們總是分享所有的東西,妳在等什麼呢?」 老阿媽抬起頭,望著年輕人,緩緩地回答: . . . . . . 「啊 … 噢 !… 在等用假牙。」
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~==!!!(几汗一下~)
幸福婚姻秘訣
有一位老先生和一位老太太,已經結婚六十幾年, 他們彼此分享任何事情,並且無話不說,在他們之間並不存在任何秘密,只有一件事情例外。
在老太太的衣櫃上方,有一個鞋盒,她不准老先生問起有關那個鞋盒的任何事?!
有一天,老太太生病得很嚴重,而且醫生也說:她已無痊癒的機會了。
老先生在整理她的物品的時候, 將這個鞋盒拿到她的床邊,她同意此時已經到了該讓他知道的時候了。
當老先生將盒子打開,他發現裡面放了兩個洋娃娃及厚厚的一疊鈔票,共有三百多萬元。
他問起有關這些東西的來由? 老太太說:「當我們結婚的時候,我的祖母告訴我,婚姻幸福的秘訣,就是從不爭吵。她告訴我,無論何時,當我生氣的時候,應該保持沉默,並編織一個洋娃娃。」
老先生聽了, 感動得掉下淚來。
只有兩個精美的洋娃娃在盒子裡,就是說:從結婚那天開始,在這多年漫長的恩愛生活裡,她只對我生氣過兩次。
此時,老 先生的內心高興萬分。
「親愛的,」 老先生問:「現在我已經知道這些洋娃娃是怎麼一回事了,而這些錢,又是怎麼一回事?」
「噢,」老太太回答: 「那是我賣掉洋娃娃所賺來的錢。」
ㄧ起分享
一對老夫婦緩慢 地走進麥當勞,他們點了一份漢堡、一份薯條、一杯可樂,找了最角落的位置 坐了下來。這對老夫婦跟其他年輕男女顯得格格不入,四周的人不 時偷偷地望著他們,心想:「哇,他們少說八十歲了吧!」、「說不定結婚超過 五十年了。」、「想想看他們這輩子攜手經歷了多少風雨、悲歡 ... 。」 老先生將托盤裡的食物拿了出來,先是把漢堡細心地 ! 撕成兩等分,薯條一根一根仔細地數薯,也是分成兩等分,然後啜了一口可樂,遞給老婆婆,老婆婆也啜了一口。 就這樣,大家看著老阿公吃著他那半 份漢堡和可樂,老阿媽則是靜靜地看著他吃。並沒有動她自己那一半。 如果老阿公喝一口可樂,老阿婆接著也喝一口。一 個年輕人看不下去了,走到他們旁邊,很有禮貌表示願意為他們再買一份餐。老阿公婉拒:「真多謝,少年郎,不用啦,我們總是共同分 享所有的東西。」 就這樣,老阿公繼續吃他的漢堡薯條,老阿媽靜靜 地看著他吃。如果老阿公喝一口可樂,老阿媽便接著也喝一口。年輕人又走過去,請他們允許他再買一份餐給他們,這次輪到老阿婆說「謝謝你少年家,不用啦,我們總是分享所有的東西。」 可是大家看到,老婆婆一口食物也沒動,只是看著老阿公吃,並交替地喝那杯可樂。 年輕人忍不住了,第三次走到他們的桌子邊,問老婆婆說:「夫人, 妳怎麼不吃呢?」 「妳說你們總是分享所有的東西,妳在等什麼呢?」 老阿媽抬起頭,望著年輕人,緩緩地回答: . . . . . . 「啊 … 噢 !… 在等用假牙。」
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~==!!!(几汗一下~)
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
joke
飛北京的路途上,空姐給飛機上的老外上餐 …
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Cake China ( 饅頭 )
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Pizza China ( 餡餅 )
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Salad China ( 黃瓜 )
這時空姐放了一個屁
老外又問: What is this?
空姐妙答: Air China ( 中國民航 )
文化差異在任何地方都得到體現
一個台灣人出國,海關要求打開行李檢查,發現有七條內褲,奇怪問原因
台灣人回答:" Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ... Saturday "
官員明白是一天一條。
接著來了個法國人,官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲,奇怪問原因
法國人回答:" Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday "
星期六,日如何? NO WEAR.
官員明白法國人浪漫,星期六 . 日是不穿的。
接著來了個印度人,檢查發現有十二條內褲,
官員大惑不解,忙問如何?
印度人慢悠悠回答:" January, February, March, April ....... "
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Cake China ( 饅頭 )
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Pizza China ( 餡餅 )
老外問: What is this?
空姐答: Salad China ( 黃瓜 )
這時空姐放了一個屁
老外又問: What is this?
空姐妙答: Air China ( 中國民航 )
文化差異在任何地方都得到體現
一個台灣人出國,海關要求打開行李檢查,發現有七條內褲,奇怪問原因
台灣人回答:" Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ... Saturday "
官員明白是一天一條。
接著來了個法國人,官員要求打開行李檢查發現有五條內褲,奇怪問原因
法國人回答:" Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday "
星期六,日如何? NO WEAR.
官員明白法國人浪漫,星期六 . 日是不穿的。
接著來了個印度人,檢查發現有十二條內褲,
官員大惑不解,忙問如何?
印度人慢悠悠回答:" January, February, March, April ....... "
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Monday, September 14, 2009
today
下课,小弟弟(吉庆)在跟欣佩讲话,突然有人打我一下,转过去看,没人...又有人打我一下,转过去,噢~是欣佩(吓我么?!)讲华文学会的东西,不知道他们讲什么?然后就被拖去见pn chia...这个小弟弟噢~是很赶时间哦?走那么快!(他很会‘钻’,小只嘛!)还我都跟不到~
然后,pn chia看到我就讲讲讲(不是讲废话啦~)然后我就拿名单去‘讨债’~去到k10,haiz,差不多气死~(还没死啦~)那个琪坤和浩伦很欠打的咯!!臭阿伦说借看一下那张名单,另一个阿坤就多多手去弄那张名单...hehe...他们多多手我也多多手咯!(不是搞破坏!)打他们的手...hehe...惨~9只里面只有2只交钱,其他?全部退出~然后阿芳叫我拿东西给阿镇,然后又说叫他拿给静爱...几废一下~然后欣佩说静爱在ps,不就下去ps拿给她,结果不在ps,然后一出来就看到了~==!!!然后我就拿名单给回pn chia,然后就在bilik guru听pn chia讲讲讲...然后才下去lab...
perhimpunan...feel like long time no perhimpunan...then so fast the teacher(duno hu la..)release us...ya free!!!!
then...back alone...lol(teman yi chin buy drink then cum back again teman joey buy drink...)==!!!
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然后,pn chia看到我就讲讲讲(不是讲废话啦~)然后我就拿名单去‘讨债’~去到k10,haiz,差不多气死~(还没死啦~)那个琪坤和浩伦很欠打的咯!!臭阿伦说借看一下那张名单,另一个阿坤就多多手去弄那张名单...hehe...他们多多手我也多多手咯!(不是搞破坏!)打他们的手...hehe...惨~9只里面只有2只交钱,其他?全部退出~然后阿芳叫我拿东西给阿镇,然后又说叫他拿给静爱...几废一下~然后欣佩说静爱在ps,不就下去ps拿给她,结果不在ps,然后一出来就看到了~==!!!然后我就拿名单给回pn chia,然后就在bilik guru听pn chia讲讲讲...然后才下去lab...
perhimpunan...feel like long time no perhimpunan...then so fast the teacher(duno hu la..)release us...ya free!!!!
then...back alone...lol(teman yi chin buy drink then cum back again teman joey buy drink...)==!!!
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